pinoy text jokes

Driver: oh ung mga panget jan pwde ng magsi-babaan, my checkp0int sa hrapan!

Pasahero: eh kuya? Cnu npo magMamaneho?

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Pare 1: pRe, wats ur bigGest fantasy?

Pare 2: to be kisSeD by sum1 in da rain.how aBouT u?

pare1: to be dat sum1 pare.